HOW THE FIRST LETTER WAS WRITTEN
ONCE upon a most early time a Jute or an Angle, or even a Dravidian, never mind e and to, and except means, Man--- for Beloved, means, Lady- Beloved, le girl-daugaffimai Metallumai, and t means, Small-person--any-manners-o-be-spanked; but Im going to call affy. And segumai Bopsulais Best Beloved and Beloved, and s spanked affy could run about s everyimes t come o till teseo, to get so sy? Really, my tegumai, youre no better taffy.
Notend and listen!
One day tegumai Bopsulai doo to spear carp-fisaffy too. tegumais spear eet t any fis all ally broke it clean across by jabbing it dooo tom of ttle bag), and tegumai ten to bring any extra spears.
ty kettle of fisegumai. It ake me o mend this.
t affy. Let me run back to to give it me.
Its too far for your little fat legs, said tegumai. Besides, you migo t make t of a bad job. doook out a little leatrips of leato mend the spear.
taffy sat dooo, oes in ter and very s an a you and I dont knoe, isnt it? If he new spear.
taffy, said tegumai, en old you not to use slang? quot;A; isnt a pretty it could be a convenience, noion it, if e home.
Just tranger-man came along t o a far tribe, teand one egumais language. ood on t taffy, because tle girl-daug egumai drew a o mend his spear.
Come affy. Do you knoewara.
Silly! said taffy, and samped , because s w use his spear.
Dont botegumai, so busy turn round.
I arent, said taffy. I only o do o