If you ackled in t just as you  to op of a to be t breakfast television presenters.

    (to breakfast television presenters, of course, most of  not breakfast, luncure enougo rise above Jesss taunts, even t like breaking her arms.

    If  go, are you going to behave? Yes.

    So Maureen stood up, and ability Jess scrambled for to bring her crashing down again.

    Noeran of countless similar situations, and he ropes.

    I dont bloody know.

    didnt occur to any of us t a   t point in ted ty of our situation: urning a solemn and private moment into a farce  of thousands.

    And at t precise moment of acceptance, e cougurned round to look, all, good-looking, long-en years younger t under one arm and one of ted bags in ther.

    Any of you guys order a pizza? he said.

    MAUREEN  I d never met an American before, I dont t at all sure il t expect Americans to be delivering pizzas, do you? ell, I dont, but per out of touc order pizzas very often, but every time I   speak Englis deliver take your money on t do in America, but t  Indians, lots of Australians in tal  no Americans. So   mad at first. t ion for  mad,   t oppers house.

    ill sitting on her, so her voice sounded funny.

    On a cell, he said.

    s a cell? Jess asked.

    OK, a mobile, wever.

    Fair play to .

    Are you American? Jess asked him.

    Yeah.

    are you doing delivering pizzas?  are you guys doing sitting on ting on my  a free country, Jess sai